Friday, May 23, 2008

Favorite moments in grocery shopping

The First Baseman and I went to the grocery store together tonight, because that's how we celebrate long, holiday weekends, and I can't decide what I liked best—when somebody came looking for a suburban housewife ass-whooping when they stole my cart, or when The First Baseman had a conversation with the cashier about the volume of toilet paper consumed in our family, ending with "especially you" and a glance my way.

I guess that's his way of "blogging," because he thinks "blogging" means "saying embarrassing things about your family." I don't know where he gets that.